" 10 reasons to date soccer players. 1. We know how to kick it 2. We are used 2 scoring 3. We love grass4. Well make u scream 4 more 5. Sweating is no problem 6. Skill is definite 7. We'll play anywhere and anytime 8. We can go for 90 minutes in at least 11 different positions 9. Kicking ass is the same as smacking it 10. We always are on top